ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth
TITLE:  UnknownFlawless (Remix) (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
ARTIST:  Unknown Beyoncé
PLAYS:  Unknown3929
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dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

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caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

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karla-world:

This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97 

And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry 

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better-than-kanye-bitchh:

parents: you need to clean your room

me:

image

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poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……
xistant:

this is in Portland B)